The "Now that we..."s

Now that we have diapers at home the baby can come.
Nope! No baby.
Now that we have a name picked out the baby can come.
Nope! No baby.
Now that we have an outfit purchased the baby can come.
Nope! No baby.
Now that we have a bag that's packed the baby can come.
Nope! No baby.
Now that we have a diaper bag the baby can come.
Nope! No baby.
Now that we have one fewer couch the baby can come.
We shall see.